A most heinous theft has occurred! 泥簿にやられたっ!!グルメ鳥の餌が全部無くなってしまった!

LUXURY BIRD SCOFF HEIST strikes Irie-Cho!
事件の現場です。Scene of the crime:

Alas the culprit got away scot-free.
餌泥棒だ!!なんてこったい!!強盗は跡形もなく消えていた。
Identikit woodblock print of the main suspect follows. こちら指名手配人:

主要容疑者の居場所に関する情報をくれる人誰か居ませんか?
Never underestimate the power of the criminal corvid mind, Moriarty... The cunning swine opened the lid of the bird-feeder and took off with the entire bloomin' block of Fruit and Nut Suet Delight, especially imported from the US of A, per gramme the most expensive avian grub available East of the Kamo River. I am mightily enraged, yet I have to admit to a begrudging admiration for crow intelligence.
カラスの洗練されている手口をあんまり見くびらない方が良いですね。
かわいそうメジロちゃん!Poor Mejiro!

しばらく満腹は無理かな〜?

Here is our Japanese White Eye in happier days of post-prandial preening pleasure. Back to cold bento remnants now, alas, my poor feathered friend...
STOP PRESS! Culprit sighted not yards away from the scene of the robbery! The shadowy figure was seen earlier today perched atop a TV arial, brazenly boasting about his crime...
臨時ニュースをお伝えします!
もーう腹が立つたらありゃーしない!!よりによって あのカーカー野郎(極悪人)は、後日私を見下ろしつつ勝利の高笑いしやがったのだ!!!


(photo taken in front of my house earlier today).